5 Things Tuesday

Happy Tuesday. How are all y’all?

In my mind I had a running list of what this week’s 5TT post would have, but obviously when I got to writing it … brain fart. 

Give me a moment. I need to brainstorm what I’m talking about. 

1  URBAN DICTIONARY IS HILARIOUS - Have any of y’all ever looked up your name on Urban Dictionary? If you haven’t, you need to! It’s pretty much the best. I don’t know who comes up with the definitions, but it was quite the topic on conversation last Friday. 

Apparently Joanne’s seem innocent but also know how to have fun. We are also very beautiful, extremely smart, and get all the guys. *truth … obviously ;) 

Some other favorites are:

  • Andi - a very crazy girl who often has a lot of guy friends … has many strange mental issues but is overall an amazingly fun person to be around
  • Dave - a term used to refer to the coolest person in a group
  • Matt - ancient greek translation for “eternal sex-god”
  • Meghan - the name of a skanky slutty ho born to backwoods retard parents who cannot spell

Who comes up with these things?!

2  WEVE BEEN WATCHING A WHOLE LOT OF FNL LATELY - Both my roommates have decided to start Friday Night Lights and so we’re at the beginning. Part of me is super excited because the show is so good and I get to watch them discover its greatness as we go along. There has been much crying already.

The other part of me is just all heart, because I love the characters so much. They’re the best. Seriously. The best.

3  FINN LIKES TO KICK THINGS - One of the shows that I’ve still be committed to each week to watch is Glee (still a strong believer that the first season is the best). But Finn did something so great in this episode that just made me die. Well he does it a lot whenever he’s mad.


There was an episode way back when he first found out about Quinn & Puck. He straight up kicked a chair.

And in this episode he kicked a music stand and a mini-fridge. Seriously it’s SO FUNNY.

4  GOOGLE READER IS CALLING A QUITS?! So weird news. Apparently Google Reader is going to stop existing in a few months. Seriously, I’ve been using this service for the past few years to aggregate all my blogs. 

What am I supposed to do now? Bah. 

5  SO CBS SPORTS FEATURED THIS AMAZING PHOTO OF MY OLD BOSS HECKLING DWIGHT HOWARD - It’s pretty much amazing. The sheer fact that Dwight Howard is now an LA Laker … it makes it even more ironic/hilarious. Cameron is probably one of the biggest Magic fans ever, so I can only imagine what was said here. 

Oh the hilarity.

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